My mom was so shoddy, she held up 'til after Christmas. 'Child, Santa Claus missed our home. I called him, and he returning tomorrow.' She was sitting tight for the stuff to go on special.
A.J. Jamal: Love Your Parents
We have to simply comprehend saying 'I adore you' to your mother and father since you just get one mother - and a few fathers.
A.J. Jamal: Mama's Scripture
My mom was the kind that'd send us to church but didn't go... She'd give us scripture and didn't even know it. She just made up books. ''Cause in the Book of Ricky, it says you should give your mama five percent of your gross income.'
A.J. Jamal: Worshipped Animals
I'm a vegetarian. We worshipped animals when we were growing up 'cause my mother was a cow. I'm kidding -- my father loves that joke.
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