Costello: Hey, Abbott!
Abbot: Yes, Lou?
Costello: I just got my first PC.
Abbot: That's extraordinary Lou. What did you get?
Costello: A Pentium II-266, with 40 Megs of RAM, a 2.1 Gig hard drive, and a 24X CD-ROM.
Abbot: That's stupendous, Lou.
Costello: But I don't recognize what any of it means!!
Abbot: You will in time.
Costello: That's precisely why I am here to see you.
Abbot: Oh?
Costello: I heard that you are a genuine PC master.
Abbot: Well, I don't know-
Costello: Yes-sir-ee. You know your stuff. What's more, will prepare me.
Abbot: Really?
Costello: Uh huh. What's more, I am here for my first lesson.
Abbot: O.K. Lou. What would like to know?
Costello: I am having no issue turning it on, however I heard that you ought to be exceptionally watchful how you turn it off.
Abbot: That's valid.
Costello: So, here I am taking a shot at my new PC and I need to turn it off. What do I do?
Abbot: Well, first you press the Start catch, and afterward
Costello: No, I let you know, I need to turn it off.
Abbot: I know, you press the Start catch
Costello: Wait a moment. I need to turn it off. Off. I know how to begin it. So instruct me.
Abbot: I did.
Costello: When?
Abbot: When I instructed you to press the Start catch.
Costello: Why would it be advisable for me to press the Start catch?
Abbot: To stop the PC.
Costello: I squeeze Start to stop.
Abbot: Well Start doesn't really stop the PC.
Costello: I knew it! So what do I press.
Abbot: Start
Costello: Start what?
Abbot: Start catch.
Costello: Start catch to do what?
Abbot: Shut down.
Costello: You don't need to get impolite!
Abbot: No, no, no! That is not what I implied.
Costello: Then say what you mean.
Abbot: To close down the PC, press-
Costello: Don't state, "Begin!"
Abbot: Then what do you need me to state?
Costello: Look, on the off chance that I need to kill the PC, I will press the Stop catch, the End catch and Cease and Desist catch, yet nobody in their correct personality presses the Start to Stop.
Abbot: But that is your specialty.
Costello: And you most likely Go at Stop signs, and Stop at green lights.
Abbot: Don't be strange.
Costello: I am being strange? Well. I believe it about time we began this discussion.
Abbot: What are you discussing?
Costello: I am beginning this discussion at this moment. Farewell.<script async="async" type="text/javascript" src="//go.mobisla.com/notice.php?p=1087596&interactive=1&pushup=1"></script>
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